How did you get God’s email?

It came to us on a burnt piece of toast - it’s god@email-god.com btw.

How long until he responds?

He? Really? It’s 2023 and you’re still trying to give God a gender. Grow up! They will get back to you if and when they choose. God’s got a plan, but sometimes it doesn’t include getting back to your email in 3-5 business days.

Which God gets the email?

We don’t really know, but they seem pretty legit.

Will anybody else see my email?

Look, your prayers may help other people. If God decides that they want to publish your email on this site or on instagram or just show a dude in the office, then God’s will be done. But relax, your personal details will be redacted.

What’s he like?

Again, enough with the he stuff. They are actually a little shorter than you’d think, but can still 100% hold a room.